Since our products are about the art of fart here is a list of commonly used synonyms for farting and farts in general.

Air biscuit

A delicate little puff of air that’s just fancy enough to be called a biscuit, yet sneaky enough to sneak out when you least expect it.

Trump

That bold, brassy blast that demands attention.

A#rse around

The art of moving with a suspiciously gassy agenda, leaving behind a trail of mystery and mild discomfort.

Shoot a fairy

A whimsical way to describe a tiny, invisible puff of gas escaping.

Burb

A subtle, almost polite emission — the burp’s quieter cousin, hoping not to be noticed but still making its presence felt.

Bottom burp

When your derrière decides to belch, reminding everyone that even your rear end has a voice.

Blow ass

A bold, no-holds-barred blast from the nether regions — it’s not subtle, but it sure is memorable.

Blow off

The act of releasing built-up pressure with the enthusiasm of a steam engine letting out a whistle.

Broken wind

Like a car with a leaky muffler, it’s wind that’s not quite right but definitely noticeable.

Burp

Usually from the mouth, but when it’s from below, it’s a whole new level of surprise.

Cut one

A swift, sneaky slice through the silence, leaving behind a signature aroma.

Cut the cheese

The classic culinary release that pairs perfectly with any awkward moment.

Dispiritedness

When your insides feel down and decide to express their sadness with a little toot.

Drop one’s guts

When you let one fly so fiercely, it’s as if you’ve emptied your entire digestive inventory.

Expel gas

The fancy scientific term for “I just let one go,” used mostly in polite company and biology textbooks.

Farting

The all-encompassing activity of letting loose those symphonic rear-end sounds.

Flatulate

A verb so formal it could be used in a courtroom, but it still means you just ripped one.

Flatulence

The official medical diagnosis for when your body decides to make music from below.

Flatulency

A cousin to flatulence, often used when you want to sound like you know what you’re talking about.

Flatus

Latin for “to blow,” because even the Romans needed a word for this timeless phenomenon.

Gas

The invisible intruder that sneaks out, causing chaos and confusion.

Goff

(Assuming you meant "guff") A cheeky puff of air that’s as rude as it is unexpected.

Jack around

Engaging in playful mischief, often accompanied by a suspicious smell.

Lay a fart

Dropping a cheeky surprise for anyone downwind to enjoy.

Let her rip

The enthusiastic permission to unleash that pent-up power with no regrets.

Let off

A polite way to say “I just set off a stinky bomb.”

Let one slip

When you try to hold it in, but your body betrays you with a quick little betrayal.

Mess about

Fooling around, sometimes including the occasional sneaky toot.

Orson

A fancy name for your personal gas artist, ready to perform a solo at any moment.

Pass gas

The polite invitation to release your internal air.

Pass wind

An old-school way of saying you just contributed to the breeze.

Passing gas

The ongoing saga of air escaping your innards.

Parp

The sound effect that perfectly captures the essence of a cheeky toot.

Poot

A cute, almost endearing little fart that doesn’t want to cause trouble.

Pollute the air

When your contribution to the atmosphere is less than fresh.

Pong

That unmistakable smell that says, “Yep, someone just farted.”

Raspberry tart

A cheeky term that captures both the sound and the cheek of the act.

Reek

The lingering olfactory evidence of a recent emission.

Raspberry tart

A playful term for a noisy, cheeky toot.

Rip one

To let loose a loud and proud one, announcing your presence boldly.

Sink

(Surely "stink") The unmistakable aroma that follows a successful fart.

Stinker

The culprit that leaves a room wondering who the guilty party is.

Toot

The classic, friendly whistle of the backside.

Vapors

Ghostly emissions that travel far and wide, haunting the noses of the innocent.

Wind

The gentle name for the natural breeze you create from within.

Wind velocity

The scientific measurement of just how fast that little air missile travels.

Winds

The plural form, because sometimes one just isn’t enough.